This photo may be used without alteration as you see fit. Alterations such as cropping, resizing, etc. are also allowed. Alterations that markedly change my appearance are not allowed unless I find them to be funny. Submissions for this latter category may be made to email@example.com. This portait was taken by the incomparable Cindi Trainor, who is deservedly well known for her portraits of librarians. I highly recommend her services.
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